Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
9/11, 911, same thing.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Whatโs red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
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So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Ever heard the saying white people canโt jump??
Well, I think thatโs total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. Iโd like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didnโt get to meet them. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?