Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
at 6 she wanted a happy mama at 8 she hated acting like a mom at 10 she was wanted to see her own smile agian at 11 she wanted to see her mom
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victimns they when through 42 stories in 7seconds
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
