11 jokes
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.