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Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

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    • People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

    Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

    Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

    Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

    These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

    It was 9/11 all over again.