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Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

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  • What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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    Their knees.

    *Ba dum tss*

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  • I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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  • When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

    2001/9/11.

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  • Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

    Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

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  • A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.