Worst Jokes Ever
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.