Worst Jokes Ever

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One if you throw it hard enough.

I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

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