Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
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Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.