Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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a man was in a court room, the judge said, ''what should this mans punishment be?'' a random guy ''OFF WITH HIS HEAD'' judge ''he shall give head to every man in this room'' the guy ''WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!''

Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?