Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Paul Walker.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.