Worst Jokes Ever
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.