Worst Jokes Ever

Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.

Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.

Patient: It runs in the family.

Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.

Bf: What do you think about our love?

Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

What do you call me?

Chinese?

Marcus is gay.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."