Worst Jokes Ever
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Paul Walker.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Violence against women is funny :)
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.