Worst Jokes Ever
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
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