Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
like this if you have ever been abused.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.