Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)