Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.