Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!