Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
What do u call a zoo with no dogs A shitzoo😂😂😂😂😂
Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
--the cops had to comb the area
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
monky
I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban at the New York zoo.
friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
My grand father had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
