Youth jokes
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Emos love jumping for joy.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.