Youth jokes
Like if you know someone emo.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!