Youth jokes
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Memes
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.