Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Youth Jokes
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
