Youth jokes
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
the little kids these Days
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.