Youth jokes
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.