Youth jokes
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!