Youth jokes
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.