Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Cancer kids be like: When I grow up... lol nevermind
This joke never gets old. Just like the child
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
