What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Youth Jokes
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
