Youth jokes

A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.

Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.

That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.

How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."