Youth jokes

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

What game do emo kids hate the most?

Life.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Why can't fat kids play poker?

They eat all the chips.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Why did the lil kid cut himself?

Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.