Youth jokes

What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?

(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.

(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!

(Kid) Quit what?

(Bus Driver) Living.

(Kid) But it was a joke!

(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.

(Kid) Ok.

(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?

Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

"Suicide Squad!"

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?

White Vans.

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.

Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"

His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."

A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"