Youth jokes
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
Like if you know someone emo.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.