What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
