Youth jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.