Youth jokes
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Like if you know someone emo.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.