Yours jokes

You're gay.

Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"