Yours jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is your car's name?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕