Yours jokes

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.