Yours jokes
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Memes
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.