Yours jokes
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.