Yours jokes
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.