Yours jokes

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Your mom #69.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Your sister is your mother.

Your father is your brother.

You all shag one another.

The Inbred family.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."