Yours jokes
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
When an African has a twin, your me??
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!