Yours jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.