Yours jokes
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.