Yours jokes

What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?

Diabetes.

What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.

What is your address?

Hi, I hope you’re

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?

Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^