Yours jokes

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Your dad left you because he went for milk.

*1,000,000 years later*

Her: Dad come back!

Him: FBI open up!

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

Your dad has a huge PP.