Yours jokes
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].