Yours jokes
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"