You're jokes
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."