You're jokes

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Your mum's foreheads.

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.