You're jokes
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"