You're jokes
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
Your reflection.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!