You're jokes
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.