You're jokes
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.