Your Mum jokes
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Your mum. That's all I need to say.