Your Mum jokes
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Your mum has balls.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.