Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
Guess what. What? Your mum saw your 1inch
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
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Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul walker run
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Your mum. Thatβs all I need to say
Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.
"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.
And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."
To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."
To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"
What's the similarity between your mum and West ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises
Your mum
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Your mum gay her name is Rachel
Your mum is so fat i had to take 2 buses and a train toget to her good side.
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
