Your Mum

Your Mum jokes

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.