SON: DAD HOW WAS I BORN
DAD: YOUR MUMS A HOE
SON: OK WHATS A HOE
DAD: YOUR MUM
How. Do you make a orphans hands bleed
Jou tel him clap jor hands antil your mum coms
I fuck your mum last night that she was salty
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha
Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you
your mum isn't home
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf
what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support
your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Your mum lol teehee
Your mum is so fat she gets hit by a parked car
your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
why did your mum touch me because she was a pedo
