Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
