Your Mum jokes

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝