Your Mum jokes

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.