yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said "Why are there so many people under me?"
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul walker run
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Go to the ruplies, look at the top and it will say "in ur mum"
what does your mum and istanbul have in common?
they are all insane comebacks!!!
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
Roses are red vilets are black your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 big MACS
your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet she couldnt because her fat ass cant fit on the tolilet seat
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
. What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.
your mum is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Your mum is so fat when I see her I get depressed
