Your Mum Jokes

son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum

if you know you know

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...

There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

. What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake

Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you

Your mum your dad the things you never had.

Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.

in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai