Your Mum jokes
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Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your mum eats cabbage.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
POV: Your mum is a bomber.