Your Mum jokes
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Your mum's got big tits.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!