You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
