Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
Your mum is so fat when I see her I get depressed
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it
yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
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Go to the ruplies, look at the top and it will say "in ur mum"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
Your mum is so fat when the doctors did her x-ray the doctor said to her "i want your x-ray not an eliphants x-ray"
Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
Your mum is so fat when she was on front of my apartment i couldnt get in
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
Your mum is so fat flat earthers think shes round
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
