Your Mum

Your Mum Jokes

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!