Your Mum

Your Mum jokes

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!