. What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Why are tomates green. because they rot like your mum
Your mum years cabbage
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
Your mum... payed other people.. to take YOU!!!!
your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
beans your mum is fat
Your mum is so fat when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid by the time I had finished ✅ I had ran out of gas
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
your mum has balls
Your mum is a baby huh not little baby
pov : your mum is a bomber
Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.
im ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke i posted and what went on between me and your mum
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
Guess what. What? Your mum saw your 1inch
Your mum is so fat she eats every meal from KFC, MACCAS, HUNGRY JACKS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!
