Your Mum jokes
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!