When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
beans your mum is fat
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
your mum has balls
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
