Your Mum jokes
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mum has balls.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
POV: Your mum is a bomber.