Your Mum

Your Mum Jokes

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."