Your mom jokes
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom gay.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.