Your mom jokes
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your mom.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your mom!
Your mom is a mom!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mom gay.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.