Your mom jokes
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Your mom is hot.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂