Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Your mom gay.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Kid: who is your mom Orphan: they left meπ
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Me and your mom in the bed
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
