Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Your mom is a joke.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
are you serious right neow
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Where's your mom at?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
What am I doing?
Your mom.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.