Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mom is a mom!
Your mom gay.
Your mom.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Your mom.
Your mom is a joke.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
