Your mom jokes

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:

"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."

(Pause)

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."

"Jeff who?"

"Bezos."

Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!