Your mom jokes

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:

"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."

(Pause)

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."

"Jeff who?"

"Bezos."

Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.