Your mom jokes
Your mom gay.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!