Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Your Mom Jokes
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mom is a joke.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your mom.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Your mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
