Your mom jokes
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your dad is your mom.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."