Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Memes
Last light be like:
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Your mom gay.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Your dad is your mom.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your mom is a joke.