Your mom jokes
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Me and your mom in the bed.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mom is hot.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"