Your mom jokes
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom gay.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Your mom is ugly.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.