Your mom jokes

Where's your mom at?

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.

In a porn video!

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.

So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."

Person: Where's your mom and dad?

Orphan: :(

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.