Your mom jokes

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Your mom gay.

It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.

Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.

Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏

Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:

This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕

What did your mom get for Christmas?

A big black horse dildo.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

Your mom is ugly.

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.

Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!