Your mom jokes
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Your dick is so small it's the size of a tic tac. Oh, that's why your mom's breath was so fresh last night.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.