Your mom jokes
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Your mom gay.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.