Your mom jokes

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Your mom gay.

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:

"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."

(Pause)

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."

"Jeff who?"

"Bezos."

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!