My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
what am I doing? your mom
your mom is gay juust likke yoour dad
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell that’s why she calls you a little shat
YourDad is your mom
Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C
your mom is so fat she ate an ipad and said ahqah! funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! and whar del with airline footd its not white and its not black and its not asain ! ?AHAH?DSF
Your mom is a joke
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
i was bullying a orfren then i said what you gona run home and cry to your mom
Your mom is so hot, if she had a only fans page, she would get more money than companies on pride month
Your mom Gya
your mom is a mom!!
Your mom as so fat she fell down the grand canton and got stuck
