Your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Your mom gay.

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:

"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."

(Pause)

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."

"Jeff who?"

"Bezos."

What do you call a boy in your mom?

Your dad.

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.