Your mom jokes

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Your mom.

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Where's your mom at?

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

Your mom dot com.