Your mom jokes
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.