Your mom jokes
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Your mom dot com.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Where's your mom at?
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Your mom.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."