Your mom jokes
Ur mom gay.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.