Your mom jokes
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mom.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.