Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your Mom Jokes
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that Iโm a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mom gay.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wifeโs mom and dad just died.
Wife: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญI wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, itโs ok. I love whenever I see you๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I wonโt, but I love you when you're alive ๐๐
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when weโre alive, but you donโt love us when weโre dead๐คฅ๐ฅ๐
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommyโs mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad๐ก๐คฌ. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry ๐ฃ when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then weโll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love ๐
