Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Your Mom Jokes
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Your mom is ugly.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
