Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
