Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won't led me tell you.
You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom
your mom is gay juust likke yoour dad
your mom is fat and that's a joke
YourDad is your mom
Your mom bro XD roasted lmfaoooooooooo
Evan this is mya and your mom told me u were adopted so we are done bye don’t talk to me
your mom gay evan mom hot
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
Your mom ma so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies she won't fit in it
Kid: Are you gay? Me: No im straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth... an abortion.
today i explain what things are fake. serial killers, clowns, billy, fairies, your life,God,Jesus,your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff, youtube,your dad,scientists,teachers,God,Jesus, and Billy.
stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake.Alot of idiots will read this.
i love your mom and dad's joke! they made it together and called it your name
what do you call a boy in your mom
your dad
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Nock Nock Who's there Your mom Your mom who. O shit my moms home honey get the f*** out of my house!
