Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Your mom gay.
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
Your mom's asshole.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Your mom gay.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
your mom
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"