You jokes
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
"Never gonna give you up."
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?