You jokes
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Why you always in a mood?