You jokes
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
Buy silver rn trust please I’m begging you buy silver ride it to the moon I swear
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
You are family.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
I see what you did there.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?