You jokes
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
300? You are a 3.0.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!