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What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
When you still there?
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
You're so hot!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».