You jokes
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
You're tiny!
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.