You jokes
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What is you you?