You jokes
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."