You jokes

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

Welcome to Mississippi.

Hahaha, you have no PP!

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

"I will Always Love You!"

What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it'll die.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

It's ice to see you.

Why do people have sex?

Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?

A woman!

My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese!

What do you call a toothless bear?

A gummy bear.

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.