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So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

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    • I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

    Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

    Your classmate: You're so ugly.

    Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

    If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

    Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?

    Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.

    I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

    What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

    You can get on with a prostitute!