You jokes
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
You like kissing boys, don't you?
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.