You jokes

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Have you seen the new movie Constipation?

You haven't?

That's because it hasn't come out yet.

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!

Unknown: Okay!

Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!

Unknown whispering: Sexy!

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

I lick poo for a living... You?

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!