You jokes
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.