You jokes
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
You. You're a joke.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.