You jokes
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"