You jokes
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying. I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage?
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.