You jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Like if you meet someone emo.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."